How many bouquets would $210 have bought me....

How sad that there are wedding bouquet vendors outside the Supreme Court, where you (among other things) go to get divorced.

















And it gets even better on the inside:

















Whatever, dude. I could certainly think of more fun ways to spend 210 bucks!

Drop him off right here

Because most men actually find a plastic chair on 6th Avenue more "resting" than a wholesale cheap-ass jewelry shopping spree.