A different kind of teabagging...

Feels great to know that the deli around the corner doesn't bother to carry skim milk, but indeed offers Horny Goat Weed! In case I would ever transform from being a young, weight-conscious woman to a middle-aged, performance-challenged dude.

Dog, 9th St & 2nd Ave

At least his owner was gracious enough to leave him a bottle of water.

"Tired of Prostitution"

I hear ya, girl! But what makes you think life at work feels so different for the rest of us?

ID theft alert on 12th Street

As they shamelessly ripped up garbage bag after garbage bag and searched the contents right in front of my eyes, I could not help recalling all the voucher copies from CAPS and Entertainment Partners that I throw in the trash almost daily - all with my name, DOB, address and social security number neatly written on them.

Clearly, our next household appliance will have to be a document shredder.