Motorcycle Vandal on 12th Street

This was just posted all over our block....





















I think I might know who this vandal is, and I can also confirm he's a long-time serial offender.
















Ooops. Puppy better watch out....

A different kind of teabagging...

Feels great to know that the deli around the corner doesn't bother to carry skim milk, but indeed offers Horny Goat Weed! In case I would ever transform from being a young, weight-conscious woman to a middle-aged, performance-challenged dude.

ID theft alert on 12th Street

As they shamelessly ripped up garbage bag after garbage bag and searched the contents right in front of my eyes, I could not help recalling all the voucher copies from CAPS and Entertainment Partners that I throw in the trash almost daily - all with my name, DOB, address and social security number neatly written on them.

Clearly, our next household appliance will have to be a document shredder.