Couldn't have said it better myself

Does this at least count as "off-Broadway"?

The job description: Imagine 4 performers, under the direction of a dance captain/tour manager, embodying the essence of CHICAGO through movement and acting while interacting with the public. Part-time positions. People who love CHICAGO and FOSSE highly desirable.

The reality: Imagine 4 performers, working individually, freezing their asses off in hotpants and character shoes, cheering and handing out Chicago flyers to tourists in Times Square. People who have given up on their actual performing careers, and don't mind ruining their vocal chords and leg muscles working 6 hour shifts in subzero temps, are highly desirable.

Another sucky job!

On a break from promoting poultry in Bryant Park. And as if the job in itself wasn't bad enough, 5 minutes after I took this photo, the rain started to pour. Not a good day for this Chicken.

If this is not a real shit job, I don't know what is

Dressing up as a toilet in Times Square? Yelling catchy slogans on a megaphone or waving a pair of toilet paper pom-poms does actually not seem so bad in comparison.

How to not lose your bird

43rd & 9th: This breaks my heart.






















I guess this is more like how it's done:

Motorcycle Vandal on 12th Street

This was just posted all over our block....





















I think I might know who this vandal is, and I can also confirm he's a long-time serial offender.
















Ooops. Puppy better watch out....

Hard work on "Damages"!

Playing an office drone requires just as much effort as actually being one.