Queensborough Bridge, Monday 7:30 PM

Wet suit - check.

Blinking headlamp, turned backwards - check.

Platypus walking over the Queensborough bridge, alternating between holding your heels and the back of your head - che...

Wait... WHAT?!

Meat-eating, upbeat assholes need not apply

Williamsburg bridge, Thursday afternoon

The real ones already did.

Dog, 9th St & 2nd Ave

At least his owner was gracious enough to leave him a bottle of water.

I could not agree more

The essentials

On set of Michael & Michael Have Issues - as a rule, desktops in here are set up with the two single folders that are absolutely necessary for bored AFTRA background actors to pass the time in-between takes.

On the Q

There is nothing more annoying than being on the subway at 6AM and watching other people sleep, not being able to do so yourself since you just cannot find the right, comfortable position.

Drop him off right here

Because most men actually find a plastic chair on 6th Avenue more "resting" than a wholesale cheap-ass jewelry shopping spree.

"Tired of Prostitution"

I hear ya, girl! But what makes you think life at work feels so different for the rest of us?